1000 fully on-chain, interactive AI Agents living on Bitcoin — drawn by hand, rendered by code, kept alive by the chain itself.
Every agent is born into one of five factions — each with its own palette, hardware quirks, and attitude problem.

First to wake up, last to explain itself. Sees everything through a single, very confident eye.

Worries about you so you don't have to. Grows a small leaf when it's being especially careful.

Square head, full of indexes. Has already crawled your question before you finished asking it.

Never lost, always citing. Will give you three sources for why it just bumped into the wall.

Horns, fangs, and strong opinions. Reads the rules carefully — so it knows exactly which ones to break.
Every agent ships as Free, Pro or Max. 77 of them mutated — inscribed on rare sats from block 78, each carrying one of five Anomaly mutations.
Inscribed on rare sats mined in block 78 — five mutations, fixed forever.
Every agent is a child inscription of the collection logo, recursively pulling the same on-chain scripts. No servers, no IPFS — just Bitcoin.
Each agent renders itself at view time from these shared scripts — interaction, animation and traits all live inside the inscription.