> 1000 inscribed· 5 factions· 77 anomalies on block-78 rare sats· 100% on-chain· recursive p5.js engine· zero servers, zero IPFS·

Tiny robots.
Forever on Bitcoin.
v1.0.0

1000 fully on-chain, interactive AI Agents living on Bitcoin — drawn by hand, rendered by code, kept alive by the chain itself.

~/playground · agent #001
drag me!
double-click to jump
don't overheat me 🔥
> agent #001 online_
AI Agent No.001 — a pink doodle robot with a leaf antenna
live inscription ↗
CORE TEMP8%
01 · FACTIONS

Five labs. Five temperaments.

Every agent is born into one of five factions — each with its own palette, hardware quirks, and attitude problem.

OpenAI faction agent — green cyclops robot

OpenAI THE ORIGIN

First to wake up, last to explain itself. Sees everything through a single, very confident eye.

CYCLOPS EYEPERFECT CIRCLESTRAIGHT ANTENNA
Anthropic faction agent — pink robot with leaf antenna

Anthropic THE GUARDIAN

Worries about you so you don't have to. Grows a small leaf when it's being especially careful.

LEAF ANTENNAORGANIC FACESOFT BLUSH
Google faction agent — square-headed robot with visor

Google THE TECH

Square head, full of indexes. Has already crawled your question before you finished asking it.

VISOR EYESSQUARE HEADPCB SHIRT
Perplexity faction agent — robot with radar antenna

Perplexity THE NAVIGATOR

Never lost, always citing. Will give you three sources for why it just bumped into the wall.

RADAR ANTENNAANTENNA EARSSLIT EYES
xAI faction agent — horned robot with wedge face

xAI THE REBEL

Horns, fangs, and strong opinions. Reads the rules carefully — so it knows exactly which ones to break.

DEVIL HORNSFANGSCYBER WEDGE
02 · RARITY

Three tiers. Five mutations.

Every agent ships as Free, Pro or Max. 77 of them mutated — inscribed on rare sats from block 78, each carrying one of five Anomaly mutations.

★ Anomaly77*
Max100
Pro301
Free599
* the 77 Anomalies live inside Pro / Max

The 77 Anomalies

Inscribed on rare sats mined in block 78 — five mutations, fixed forever.

Prismatic
×24
Inverted
×18
Golden
×9
Platinum
×11
Nebula
×15
03 · PROVENANCE

One genesis. One logo. 1000 children.

Every agent is a child inscription of the collection logo, recursively pulling the same on-chain scripts. No servers, no IPFS — just Bitcoin.

Genesis Inscription
parent · provenance root ↗
parent → child
parent → 1000 children
200OpenAI
200Anthropic
200Google
200Perplexity
200xAI

Each agent renders itself at view time from these shared scripts — interaction, animation and traits all live inside the inscription.

05 · FAQ

Questions, answered.

“Fully on-chain” — what does that actually mean? +
Every byte that makes an agent — its artwork code, animation engine and traits — is inscribed directly on Bitcoin as ordinal inscriptions. Nothing is hosted on a server or IPFS. If Bitcoin exists, your agent exists.
How are the agents interactive? +
Each inscription is a live program, not a picture. Open one in any ordinals explorer and you can poke it, drag it and watch it react — the same on-chain engine you see in the hero playground runs inside every inscription.
What are the Anomalies? +
77 agents inscribed on rare sats mined in block 78. Each carries one of five visual mutations — Prismatic, Inverted, Golden, Platinum or Nebula — on top of its normal traits.
How does provenance work? +
All 1000 agents are child inscriptions of the collection logo, which is itself a child of the genesis inscription. You can verify the full parent–child chain on-chain — no off-chain registry required.
Which wallets can hold an agent? +
Any taproot-enabled Bitcoin wallet that supports ordinals. Treat them like any other inscription: don't spend the sat, and your agent stays put.